WELCOME TO MEAN MUG'S HOW TO BE CRAZY GUIDE!
If you think people don't take you seriously enough and you want to change that, or if you just want people to stop bugging you, then read our how to be crazy guide for the guidance you need.
- Start talking to yourself. That says "crazy" to everyone. It might take a little getting used to, and may cause some embarrassment at first, but people will eventually get used to it. Or, for starters, sing to yourslelf in a very low voice. Since no one can hear you, they'll see your lips moving and think you're talking to yourself.
- Start rocking back and forth like you're listening to music. People will look at you weirdly because you'll be acting weirdly.
- Do some really weird things like go to the playground and start playing in the sandbox by yourself. If some kid comes along and tries to play with you just scare them away. Even Better: Go to the playground and swing on the swings by yourself. The grownups will think you're crazy.
- Dig in you nose and stick your finger in your mouth. Even Better: Play with the booger. Yuck! Normal people don't do that.
- Smile to yourself. But smile like you're trying to hold back laughter. That kind of smile looks very differently than the "I'm happy" smile.
- Laugh to yourself. Just burst out in laughter for no particular reason and keep doing it. People will begin to think you're crazy.
- Don't comb your hair for several days. Let it get all tangled. That'll tell people you really need help.
- Continually cross your eyes. It might hurt at first, but weird actions like that will make people think you're crazy.
- Walk around in circles. If you're walking down the street just stop and start walking around in circles muttering incoherently to yourself, then go on your merry way like nothing happened.
- Ask people if they want to see your "poo poo."
- Ask people if they are your "mommy." Even Better: If you ask men if they are your mommy.
- Go around town screaming randomly at no one in particular.