WELCOME TO MEAN MUG'S HOW TO LOSE AN EX GUIDE!
Have you ever wanted to dump your boyfriend or girlfriend? Well, we have your guide to do those things (just not in a respectful way, of course), so your ex will NEVER want you back.
- Start becoming unavailable. Once you stop doing things with your current "love" they'll begin to think you've become boring and won't want to hang out with you anymore.
- Stop returning their calls. There's no need to lead them on if you've already become disinterested in them.
- Start avoiding them. If you happen to see them at a party, act like you don't see them and leave quickly.
- Start checking out other people. Your ex will soon get the picure that your eye isn't on them anymore.
- Start being the opposite of everything your ex wants. If he/she likes the classy you, start being the "trashy" you. Start dressing provacatively or dress like you can't afford new clothes. Don't comb your hair. Start having a potty mouth. It might be hard at first, but it will work. If he/she likes the "trashy" side of you, then start dressing like your mother or like an old man. Stop going to wild parties with him or her.
- Tell all your mutual friends that your boy/girlfriend will sleep with anyone. Then, proceed to ask them if they want you to hook them up.
- Start carring with you a permanent black marker. Every time you go into a public restroom or get on the city bus be sure to write your boy/girlfriend's name and telephone number along with the words "For a good time call _____." Even Better: Get on the Internet pretending to be your boy/girlfriend and give out their e-mail and telephone number while telling people you're looking for a "good time - if you know what I mean." NOTE: Please be aware of any legal ramifications.