A   Don't you just hate jackasses like that, ME? You do something nice for them, and that's the respect they give you in return. First, he's a freakin' low-life if his grown ass was living with his girlfriend's mother. Well, first, you're upset, but I'd get enraged. Never let someone talk to you that way and get away with it, especially not some punk like your daughter's b/f. With that in in mind you should temporarily put your pride to the side and knock on his door and give him a piece of your mind. I wouldn't call him because that gives him the chance to hang up on you, thus causing insult to injury without your saying your peace. Hurt him with words, because if you physically touch him, then you risk going to jail. Since you've been upset about this for a few weeks, you need to find a way to let out your aggression and anger, which means confronting this loser and letting him know you won't take anymore bullshit from him again.

As you're confronting him, be aware of the possible male response of "crazy woman," psycho bitch," because men really love using those words to get under a woman's skin by questioning her sanity, and by using the stereotypical "crazy girl" response, so you'll have to be ready with a response in case he goes there. Once you've knocked on his door, make sure he knows why you're there. Remind him of what he said to you before he moved out, and then lay it into him. Cuss him out like you're a sailor gone mad. Be loud about it to draw attention from his neighbors. You want to embarrass him so much that he won't pull that crap again. You want to humiliate him and make him feel the same way you have for the past few weeks. Remember, you shouldn't be embarrassed to lay it into him - he's the one who has to live with the humiliation of getting cussed out in front of his neighbors, not you. Remember these words: Payback is a bitch. Whatever you do, don't feel sorry for the turd, because he didn't take into account your feelings when he said those terrible words. Don't cry, either, because you'll come off as a wimp. Be angry, because you are angry. You want to get even with him. Have an enraged look on your face like you're going to kill him. The only way to keep him from talking to you like that again is to show him that you're not going to take shit from anyone; people will treat you how you let them treat you. As you're cussing him out keep referring to him as "that punk bitch." When his neighbors are around tell them what he said to you, and make sure you say it in an angry voice, or, if you feel the need for sympathy, cry while telling them what happened. Just don't cry while you're cussing out that punk bitch whom your daughter dates. His neighbors will be shocked when they hear your overly exaggerated, dramatic story of how he treated you and they'll think he deserves what he's getting.

Since your daughter is still with his punk ass, make sure you tell her what a terrible, selfish daughter she is. You let her and her loser boyfriend stay in your house for almost two years and that's the gratitude they give you? Make sure she feels like the worst daughter in the world and tell her that if she ever needs a place to stay, like when she and her boyfriend get evicted from their apartment, then tell her you'll give her the number to the local homeless shelter because two pieces of low-class shit deserve each other. But, as a last resort, if you don't want to confront him, send him a letter via snail mail. Cuss him out in the letter and go into how much of a low-life he is. Tell him he had better not step foot in your path or he'll be the sorry punk ass bitch he is. Don't leave your return address on it, because you don't want him to respond. Hang up on him if he calls. If he sends you a response letter, send it back unopened. You want the last word, so don't give him the pleasure of responding. The same goes for your daughter.

Good luck,
The Mean One

A   Joanna, it's time to get angry. Why haven't you already thrown the kitchen sink at him? The minute he cheated on you is the minute you should have decided to stop accepting his bullshit. Embarras the HELL out of him. You want him to feel so embarrassed that he'll never want to be within 10 feet of you ever again. The next time he comes to your job scream at him. Make sure all your coworkers can hear you. Tell him he's a no good dog. Tell him he's a cheater and any woman would be crazy to date him. Don't smile and don't listen to anything he has to say; you want to harden your outer shell so he'll know you are serious. Whatever you do DO NOT listen to him. Don't listen to his pleas for sympathy. Don't let him talk you into quieting down or going somewhere to talk in private. You want this cheating guy out of your life; therefore you can't let him think that he has a chance to win you back. Plus, the only reason he keeps calling you is because he thinks he can win you back. While you're screaming at him about how much you don't want him becasue he's scum of the earth, be sure to use the phrase, "leave me alone! You're stalker!" in every other sentence. Hopefully, he'll get the hint. If the guy is too ostentatious and stubborn to leave you alone, then you're best bet is to tell your supervisor that this guy is stalking you and you're afraid for your life. Hopefully, your manager will bar your ex from ever stepping foot in your place of work again.

Best wishes,
The Mean One